How BAD is Chuck Norris??!
Question: give me your funniest of the funniest ch jokes!
Answers: give me your funniest of the funniest ch jokes!
when chuck norris does pushups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
there are no steroids in baseball, only players that Chuck Norris has breathed on
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris did an uppercut to a horse
There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris can beat rock with scissors.
and my favourite of all....
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wouldn't make a good pimple on my *** !
Chuck Norris doesn't catch a cold. The cold catches him.