Funnyy jokeeee???!
Question: At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalists were an unlikely pair. The first one was a Harvard educated professor of literature and the winner of several previous competitions. The second one was a young Marine from West Virginia who needed help filling out the entry form.
The final round consisted of each competitor being given the same word and having thirty seconds to complete a verse, using the word.
The Professor went first. The Judge said, " The final word this year is ’Timbuktu’" The Prof. started thinking. Ten seconds went by. Twenty seconds. The crowd became nervous. After twenty eight seconds the Prof. began,
"Across the hot Sahara sand,
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination- Timbuktu."
The crowd went wild, there was no way that the Hillbilly Marine would ever top that.
The man was brought on stage. The judge gave the word, "Timbuktu."
The man looked to the sky, he thought for 10-15 seconds, stepped up to th
Answers: At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalists were an unlikely pair. The first one was a Harvard educated professor of literature and the winner of several previous competitions. The second one was a young Marine from West Virginia who needed help filling out the entry form.
The final round consisted of each competitor being given the same word and having thirty seconds to complete a verse, using the word.
The Professor went first. The Judge said, " The final word this year is ’Timbuktu’" The Prof. started thinking. Ten seconds went by. Twenty seconds. The crowd became nervous. After twenty eight seconds the Prof. began,
"Across the hot Sahara sand,
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination- Timbuktu."
The crowd went wild, there was no way that the Hillbilly Marine would ever top that.
The man was brought on stage. The judge gave the word, "Timbuktu."
The man looked to the sky, he thought for 10-15 seconds, stepped up to th
DANG!
somebody has his moves going!
This is completely wrong.
American's are no way as clever as this!
omfg
rofl!
luvd it.wered u find it?
or did u make it..?lol
but hilarious
Ugly Baby
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver
said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a
huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man
seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and
asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "He's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there
and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold
your monkey."
It's Hilarios. I liked it.
good one
heres a star...
funny................lol
lol...nice one.