How about this one???!
Question: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marraige changes passion.
Suddenly your in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt
with "Guess" on it.
I said "Implants?" and she hit me
How come we choose from just two
people to run for President and
over fifty for Miss America?
I signed up for an exercise class
and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
IF I HAD loose fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have sighned up in the first place.
When I was young we used to
go "skinny dipping", now I just " chunky dunk".
Don't argue with an Idiot ;
People may not be able to tell the diffrence.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Answers: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marraige changes passion.
Suddenly your in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt
with "Guess" on it.
I said "Implants?" and she hit me
How come we choose from just two
people to run for President and
over fifty for Miss America?
I signed up for an exercise class
and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
IF I HAD loose fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have sighned up in the first place.
When I was young we used to
go "skinny dipping", now I just " chunky dunk".
Don't argue with an Idiot ;
People may not be able to tell the diffrence.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Witty questions indeed!
A Star!
:D
genius
WOW ! u r outstanding. i luv ur jokes. Did u make all these up by urself?
good ones
Good, Love your jokes.
OMG.
Very good.
As a blonde, I feel no wrong in telling a gratuitous blonde joke:
Q: What did the blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
A: "Great job guys."
hahahahaha