Mirror,mirror.be carefull what you wish for!?!


Question: A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!


Answers: A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!

Bill returns from a trip in the Middle East. As he gets off the plane his friend Jon notices that he has a significantly smaller head. With out being rude he asks his friend what happened. Bill tells him that he was shopping in a market overseas he found a nice vase. But when he took it back to his hotel and started to look at it closer, a very attractive female genie came out. She told Bill he had 3 wishes. For his first wish he asked for all the riches in the world. For his second wish he asked for great looks and charm. Now that he was good looking and rich he could not figure out what else to ask for. So being quite blunt he asked the beautiful genie to sleep with him. She told him it was against the genie rules. So his next question was, "Then how about a little head?"

funny...lol

Oh my =O

Definitely be careful what you wish for.

The story's kinda funny though. lol

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THATS JUSTTT SOOOOOOO JOKESSSSS!!!!!!

Hahahaha! I'm not gonna lie it took me a while to get it but that's funny!

lol thats a great joke ive hurd it before!!

so u must have been bored doing that lol!!

lol...

das a good one

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Funny! 100!

Now His Penis does touch the ground lol!!!!!!

uhh i dont get it why did his legs fall off

Yes, you should be careful what you wish for--you might get it !

lol

hahaha.

it did take me a while though but it is still funny.

Now you have a reason why you have to be careful when you make a wish!

hahahhaa

Lmaoo haha lol!!!

hehehehehe!! very funny lol.

Nice one ha ha star,,,,,

hillarious

after reading that joke I became legless with laughter



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