Do you believe in god? (joke)?!


Question: this is how it goes:

a man who really believes in god went to a lake to enjoy nature and everything that god had made.

he decided to go boating with a life jacket and read a book on god. Suddenly while he was reading his boat mysteriously flipped over.

people in another boat came in a hurry to help the poor guy. ''here grab my hand'', said a strong man. ''no thnx..god will save me'', said the drowning lad. so they nodded and left.

then another boat comes with a couple in it, they say the same thing. and again the guy says ''no thnx god will save me.'' so they also leave.

suddenly his life jacket comes off and he dies. he goes to heaven and asks god ''why didnt u save me?''

then god replies ''i did..i sent u 2 boats''


Answers: this is how it goes:

a man who really believes in god went to a lake to enjoy nature and everything that god had made.

he decided to go boating with a life jacket and read a book on god. Suddenly while he was reading his boat mysteriously flipped over.

people in another boat came in a hurry to help the poor guy. ''here grab my hand'', said a strong man. ''no thnx..god will save me'', said the drowning lad. so they nodded and left.

then another boat comes with a couple in it, they say the same thing. and again the guy says ''no thnx god will save me.'' so they also leave.

suddenly his life jacket comes off and he dies. he goes to heaven and asks god ''why didnt u save me?''

then god replies ''i did..i sent u 2 boats''

Lmao! That's hilarious... I think I've heard something similar before! You earn a star! ;)

lol, seen it before, but its cute

Kinda offensive to God. Do you really believe in god anyway? Do you realize this is a violation to the rules?

i have heard a variation on that before but its still funny

Nice

Gotta say, I like the version where he's in the middle of a flood in a building.

LMAO!



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