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Question: Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boys.

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.


What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of laundry.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

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Answers: Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boys.

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.


What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of laundry.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 U.S. leader

LOL, my fave is:
i'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

Hehe, thanks for the laugh :]

ok jokes i can do better check mine

the second last one lmao

hey r u racist against browns

Good ones...still laughing. But you forgot one.

Q: Why does it take women longer to reach orgasm than men?

A: Who cares?

LOL
TAHTS SOOOO GOOODDDD !!!
I like the husband and his hair blowing in the breeze !!1
LMAOOOO

WOW! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Here's a star for you Sweetie!!!

i like the first one

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of laundry.

This one seals it

some of those were really funny!

MY FAV IS:
"I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it."

lord!!! fluid capacity equalling a president !!
i am still rolling !!
wow !!
saved for future use!! thx.



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