BAD jokes????!


Question: when someone is telling bad jokes what are some funny things you can say to make fun of them? there's the classic "that joke was so funny i forgot to laugh" but it's old and not funny anymore. SO any ideas?


Answers: when someone is telling bad jokes what are some funny things you can say to make fun of them? there's the classic "that joke was so funny i forgot to laugh" but it's old and not funny anymore. SO any ideas?

haha! why do you need these? well most of the time it depends on what they say to bigin with, but my favorite is after they say something stupid you just look at them with a straight, serious face for like 3 or 4 seconds and just say... "yeah" and just turn away and for a quick second. its hard to explain but if done correctly, its HALARIOUS! lol hope this helps!

sorry i missed the funny part......

whens the funny part?

it all comes down to what kind of jokes they told.

i think i heard that joke before make sure i smile

"Excuse me for not laughing, due to a medical problem, my laughing cords had to be removed."

Here's a response for that bad joke, "And the point of that joke is?"

There's the classic "that joke was so funny i forgot to laugh."

Yuk-yuk-yuk, that's a real knee-slapper . . .

I heard a funny version of that once.

so funny the crickets are laughing at you

you could just sit in awkward silence and listen to the crickets... or you could pause for a moment, and suddenly change the subject as if the person hadn't said anything at all... or you could casually say, "wow, nice story! but anyway..." and launch into something more interesting. or the patronizing, "good job! did you come up with that all by yourself? high five!"

Am I suppose to laugh right now? or Tell me when to laugh, I don't want to miss it.

You could start laughing and when they laugh with you, you can say "I'm not laughing at the joke. I'm laughing at how you really thought it was funny" OR "My grandma told me a joke that was funnier than that last night. And she's dead"

i usually use this on my step dad.
(act as if your thinking really hard) and then say. ummmm ya not so funny.

or

wait...ya no i think i missed the funny part.

or

try tell that to my dog. he mite think its funny.

...i kno there lame but they work haha

Was that meant to be funny?
Get new material.
I'll laugh about it three years from now. Call me on Monday in June and I'll crack up.
No wonder everyone laughs before you tell the joke!
Haha. That's hilarious *emotionless*

how about "how can yo laugh with my big dickk in yo mouth?"

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

"was that a joke???"

or

"ohh... i'm sorry, will you say that again? i'll make sure i'll laugh this time"

:p

anw i think it's mean to say these to people who hardly know you coz they might be using jokes to break the ice, but teasing your friends are perfectly fine~

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend"
When she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.

That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon !"
--------------------------------------...
Sexy secretary.

A banker, confused with maths, asked his secretary:
If I give you $3 million less 5%, how much would you take-off?
Sec: Everything, sir !!!

"say whaat?!"
"ummmm,,,, sure"
"the only thing i think is funnyis your face"
"your mom"



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