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Question: A piece of gold walks into a bar and starts causing trouble, the bartender says "A U! Get out of here!"

The funniest joke will get best answer. No electron jokes please!


Answers: A piece of gold walks into a bar and starts causing trouble, the bartender says "A U! Get out of here!"

The funniest joke will get best answer. No electron jokes please!

Physics jokes

What is the unit of power?
What = Watt

Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
Therapist?
A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.

Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"


A Hydrogen atom hurries into a police station...
Hydrogen atom: Someone just stole my electron!!
Policeman: Are you sure?
Hydrogen atom: Yes, I'm positive



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