Bill Clinton Joke 4 you! If you like it will you Starr it?!


Question: Bill Clinton dies & goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity.

They come to a room marked "Hitler." Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf Hitler with red-hot irons. Every time Hitler tries to escape, Eva applies another iron. "I can't spend eternity like that," says Clinton. "Show me something else."

Satan takes him to another room marked "Jack the Ripper."
Inside are 3 mutilated prostitutes, stretching Jack on the rack. Every time Jack screams, the whores turn the wheel a little more. "I can't spend eternity like that, either," says Clinton. "Show me something better."

Satan takes Bill to the last door. Inside, Kenneth Starr is being held up to the wall with chains around his wrists. At his groin is Monica Lewinsky giving him oral sex. Bill smiles. "Yes!" he shouts, "that's for me."

Satan smirks & says "Good choice, Mr. President."
He looks down at Monica and says..."You can get up now, Honey. We've finally found your replacement!"


Answers: Bill Clinton dies & goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity.

They come to a room marked "Hitler." Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf Hitler with red-hot irons. Every time Hitler tries to escape, Eva applies another iron. "I can't spend eternity like that," says Clinton. "Show me something else."

Satan takes him to another room marked "Jack the Ripper."
Inside are 3 mutilated prostitutes, stretching Jack on the rack. Every time Jack screams, the whores turn the wheel a little more. "I can't spend eternity like that, either," says Clinton. "Show me something better."

Satan takes Bill to the last door. Inside, Kenneth Starr is being held up to the wall with chains around his wrists. At his groin is Monica Lewinsky giving him oral sex. Bill smiles. "Yes!" he shouts, "that's for me."

Satan smirks & says "Good choice, Mr. President."
He looks down at Monica and says..."You can get up now, Honey. We've finally found your replacement!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so funny milk just came out of my nose!

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa i didn't c tht coming lolz great joke =D

Funny!

That's awesome!!!!! Thanks, made my day...

hahaahahhhaahaha...serves him right!!

Very fitting!

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Another version was doing the rounds but with THIS twist, it sounds better. LOL.

Yes, deserving..Lol
Made me laugh, I just copied it and am sending to
some of my friends.
Good one....yes, I gave you a star.

LOL, hahahhahah.........oh...........lol....
can't breathe

hehe ah that's the best one of the night



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