After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,?!
Question: After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the Mrs. felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done
in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving
down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck,
slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower
stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her
buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner
thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same
manner on her ri ght side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became
silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
I found the remote," he mumbled.
Answers: After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the Mrs. felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done
in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving
down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck,
slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower
stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her
buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner
thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same
manner on her ri ght side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became
silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
I found the remote," he mumbled.
drinkon,
Thanks for Monday's chuckle of the day.
That's great!
I don't know what your question is about you did not state in particularlly.
PRICELESS!!
haha thats cute
ha that was hilarous and so true after that many years of marraige
10/10 superb joke
Ya may out up some more
STAR for you
funny
It sure made me giggle keep'em comming
isn't that the truth
Haha. But it doesnt make any sense to touch his wife at the most sensitive part of the body just to find the remote.
good one but what was the remote for haha
omg that's awesome! :-D lol!!!!! Totally unexpected! hahaha!
that is so funny
that's fabulous
lol, funny.