JOKE! Will this make you laugh?!
Question: A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers."Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the best breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a $100 if I could see one."
Nora thinks about this and figures what the hell - $100. She opens her dress and shows one. He thanks her and throws $100 on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another $100 if I could see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris was here..." Tony thinks and asks: "Well, did he drop off the $100 he owes me?"
Answers: A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers."Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the best breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a $100 if I could see one."
Nora thinks about this and figures what the hell - $100. She opens her dress and shows one. He thanks her and throws $100 on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another $100 if I could see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris was here..." Tony thinks and asks: "Well, did he drop off the $100 he owes me?"
LOL!!!
Thanks for making my day a little sunnier, and YES it hell made me laugh!!
Technically the punch line should be "Well, did he drop off the $200 he owes me." because she got 200 in total for showing each breast. If you make that adjustment then yes, it will be funny.
Yaap! it was funny.Thanx anyway
Funny XD
lol..ha ha h
that's pretty good!!!!!!!!
that made me chuckle........ still chuckling........ thats good!
haha good one,have a star.
haha funny, a star for you!
LOL???????
Haha. Today is the best day of this year. I laughed alot today. Thanks for making my day more memorable. (:
Hahahah haha lol that was just hilarious.
That great lol