Last Fab joke today, star if you get a laugh folks.?!
Question: A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet other.Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,so they decides to feel each other.
The rabbit says,"You feel me first."The snake says okay,and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says,"Well, you have fur all over,and a little cotton tail,and two long ears,and big back legs.
The rabbit says,"I know! i'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says,"Okay,you're long and thin and slimy all over,and there's a little forked tougue..."
The snake says,"Oh no!" I'm Lawyer."
Answers: A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet other.Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,so they decides to feel each other.
The rabbit says,"You feel me first."The snake says okay,and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says,"Well, you have fur all over,and a little cotton tail,and two long ears,and big back legs.
The rabbit says,"I know! i'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says,"Okay,you're long and thin and slimy all over,and there's a little forked tougue..."
The snake says,"Oh no!" I'm Lawyer."
lol, everytime i read one of your jokes i always say 'right il tell that to so and so' but i can never remember them, my aunts a lawyer so il def hav to remember that one!
ha ha ha nice one,,,,,
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Oh no, I didn't laugh... I must be a lawyer,too
haha. funny, i SUPPOSE i could give you a star.
Oh my... I was actually expecting the snake to eat the rabbit... but your ending was much funnier....
Except for the fact that snakes really aren't slimy!!! LOL
LOL u tell good jokes LOL im so starring this
Funny
A deflated balloon lay on the ground while his helium-filled friends crowd around him observing the scene. Finally one of them started getting angry and pushing them away.
"Stand back," the balloon said, "he needs some air."
Haha that was a good one!!
ha ha ha
hahahahaha!!! brilliant lol.*
hahahaha..........
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Ha ha ha.
hehe :)
cool
Another great one. Starred again.
lol thats really good =]
excellent =]
and the snake probably charged ￡25 for the service of "feeling" the rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh