Funny joke, star if you get a giggle folks. x?!
Question: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of it one day by driving him 2 miles from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 4 miles away. He put it out again and headed home again.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat sitting on it's backside.
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive 50 miles away, he turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that **** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!
Answers: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of it one day by driving him 2 miles from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 4 miles away. He put it out again and headed home again.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat sitting on it's backside.
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive 50 miles away, he turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that **** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!
hilarious, keep em coming hun
Rose xxx
not bad
very good...lol..star
its ok =1
ah well they do say cats r clever'r than men! lol
Nice one ha ha ha,,,,,,,
Very funny
LOL wtf is that cat on? It can run like hell!
pretty good.
Lol. It was okay.
Excellent lmao...good joke.*
lmao!! :-)
hahahahaha
i absolutely howled senseless over this joke it was so funny, texted it to a mate, going through a rough patch at present, and she burst into howling laughter.
LOL, star.
lol
Brilliant thanks yes worth a star. Lol