Worth a star or not ? Very funny cat joke.?!
Question: Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please"
The girls reply's " You must have a lot of cats"
To which the old woman says "Oh no,there for my husbands sandwiches, I use the cat food as a paste for the bread"
The girls reply's " That will kill him madam!"
"Oh no, its okay I read it in a book" Said the old woman.
So off she goes with her cat food only to return one week later, where the same young girl was serving again.
The girl asks "How may tins of cat food today"
"None, my husbands dead" said the old woman.
The girl is stunned and say's "I told you that you would kill him feeding him that stuff"
The old lady said " He did not die from that"
"What was the cause of death then" asked the girl
And the old lady replied "Oh, he broke his neck when trying to lick his backside"
Answers: Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please"
The girls reply's " You must have a lot of cats"
To which the old woman says "Oh no,there for my husbands sandwiches, I use the cat food as a paste for the bread"
The girls reply's " That will kill him madam!"
"Oh no, its okay I read it in a book" Said the old woman.
So off she goes with her cat food only to return one week later, where the same young girl was serving again.
The girl asks "How may tins of cat food today"
"None, my husbands dead" said the old woman.
The girl is stunned and say's "I told you that you would kill him feeding him that stuff"
The old lady said " He did not die from that"
"What was the cause of death then" asked the girl
And the old lady replied "Oh, he broke his neck when trying to lick his backside"
OK I am cracking up!! I told the joke to hubby and I asked him if it's really funny -- or if I am just very tired :)
Hubby says it's a real good joke, but that my hysteria is probably more due to exhaustion.
I don't care, it's HILARIOUS!
LOL.
I smirked! ( half a smile) I'm afraid!
Ha ha
Not that funny, but I'll give you a star anyway because I'm in a good mood about the NY Giants winning the Superbowl.
OMG.. That's funny... I've heard a similar dog joke!! Gotta love them!!
THAT"S GOOD INDEED!!
SUPERB, FAB, AWESOME!!!
well.lol
i'll give you a star for trying
but i didnt laugh its an old one another version is dog food, and he died when he sit in the middle of the road to lick himself
he he , a bit funny,but i don't chuckle
i dont get it but tho i laughed :D
star !
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good.!!!
Got me smiling here.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
It's cute. It's no “why did Madonna feed her baby dog food? That's what came out of her breasts”, but it's ok.
Funny lol.
Do cats lick their backsides? star anyways for effort.
hahaha!!! nice one lol.
Sorry, this just isn't funny for me anymore :(
This is the FOURTH time I have seen this joke on here!
hahahaha
Ha ha
ROFLMAO....hahahahahaha...good one!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Rose xxx
lol
Brilliant thanks yes worth a star.
Ace material ha ha ha ,,,,,
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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