Any funny sayings?!
Question: best wins (more u hv the better chance of winnin
Answers: best wins (more u hv the better chance of winnin
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Parachute for Sale. Never Opened. Used Once. Small Stain.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Birds of a feather...
...are the same birds.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
President's advice to interns: If at first you don't suck seed, try, try again!
Eee, Ma David..!
when someone asks how you're doing, tell them
"finer than a frog hair cut three ways."
-Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach!
-Confucius says a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
-Confucius says what one does not wish for oneself, one ought not to do to anyone else; what one recognises as desirable for oneself, one ought to be willing to grant to others.
-Confucius says TOO DAMN MUCH!
-Money can't buy you friends, but cash sure makes it easier for you to get to know people.
-Everything nice in life is either sinful, illegal or fattening.
-"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
-You can't please everyone you meet, so why bother trying?
-Some women age like fine wine. Some age like milk.
-If a train staion is where a train stops, and a bus station is where a bus stops, what happens at a work station?
Good question, have a star.
Either Lisa or Night should win it.
I know a lot, but my mind is all gone right now so I can't think of anything.
Can I barrow your mind tillmine comes back?
lol
*point to the sky*
Look at that dead bird - lol
*point to the floor*
Watch out for that dry puddle
You've got a body like baywatch face like crimewatch
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