Do you think this chicken joke is funny: Why did the Chicken cross the road?!
Question: Q: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
A: DR. PHIL -- The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
A: OPRAH -- Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
A: GEORGE W. BUSH -- We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
Answers: Q: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
A: DR. PHIL -- The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
A: OPRAH -- Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
A: GEORGE W. BUSH -- We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
McCain- I've spent my whole adult life working with Chickens.
I've crossed the aisle many times for Chickens, if I can work across the aisle, I know I can get the chicken across the road.
Romney-It makes no difference what my religion is, I have 25 years business experience with chickens, olympic chickens, and chickens in my state. I can lead a chicken across the road.
Obama-I can CHANGE the chicken's mind.
Rodham Clinton-I can cross the road with the Chicken from DAY ONE.
Ted Kennedy- I endorse the chicken crossing the road (just not a bridge) with Obama.
Oprah- I also endorse the chicken crossing the road regardless of gender or color, with Obama.
The Moral Majority- We just want to help the chicken across the road and protect any potential eggs.
The TAX Payers- Just save our Clucks.
Guiliani-Put all his chicken's eggs in the Florida basket, before it crossed the road.
Thanks for your kind vote.
Everyone in those states, get out and vote your favorite chicken into the primary election.
I'm in Florida where we already cast our ballots for whomever we thought had an original recipe. Report It
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