Old one but super funny!?!
Question: Jesus was hanging on the cross he had been there for over 2 hours. He called to his friend "Peter come here." Peter walks toward the cross and the Roman Soldiers beat him down and throw him aside. Again he heard Jesus call him. "Peter come here." Peter this time got to the cross and grabbed the ladder and begin climbing up to see his lord. The soldiers again grabbed him and threw him down and beat him even more. His eye was blackened and his arm broken. Third time Jesus called. "Peter come here." This time Peter was determined to hear his lord and savior. He got back on the ladder. With his body in pain he struggled up the ladder. Fighting and kicking off soldiers one by one. Finally after what seemed like hours he got to the top he was out of breath and in horrible pain. He said, "Lord what do you want of me?" Jesus said, "Lean in closer Peter." Peter did so and again asked his Lord. "Yes My Savior what do you want of me? Jesus finally said. "I can see your house from here."
Answers: Jesus was hanging on the cross he had been there for over 2 hours. He called to his friend "Peter come here." Peter walks toward the cross and the Roman Soldiers beat him down and throw him aside. Again he heard Jesus call him. "Peter come here." Peter this time got to the cross and grabbed the ladder and begin climbing up to see his lord. The soldiers again grabbed him and threw him down and beat him even more. His eye was blackened and his arm broken. Third time Jesus called. "Peter come here." This time Peter was determined to hear his lord and savior. He got back on the ladder. With his body in pain he struggled up the ladder. Fighting and kicking off soldiers one by one. Finally after what seemed like hours he got to the top he was out of breath and in horrible pain. He said, "Lord what do you want of me?" Jesus said, "Lean in closer Peter." Peter did so and again asked his Lord. "Yes My Savior what do you want of me? Jesus finally said. "I can see your house from here."
Wahahahaha!!
Hahahaha f^&king hillarious lol :)
it was funny but not that funny
LOL!! never heard it b4, but its really funny.
lol.. i love it..~
ROFLMAO LOLZ
Thats wrong but funny
not the best
hahaha! nice one jesus is funny
eh, it's okay.... :-/