Fatal Diagnosis?!
Question: A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Answers: A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
hahaha that even got a smile out of my dad, which is saying something
haha. nice one .i liked it. have a star.
sounds like my doc!
Hey!!! That's not funny, I got the same diagnosis about 23.5 hours ago!! LOL