Tell me a joke..im sad and mad :(?!
Question: plase a good and unique one..cheer a stranger up :D
Answers: plase a good and unique one..cheer a stranger up :D
a young woman goes out on date with her boyfriend "paul". During the date he asks her to marry him. She says she wants to think about it...so later that day at home she tells her mom Paul asked me to marry him...her mom said 'great",,,,she said no mom he is an athiest...he doesnt even believe in hell!!
Mom says go ahead and marry him he will believe in hell soon enough....
a guy walks out of a hottopic dressing room.....he buys a jacket and leaves............before the guy gets to his car he is arrested......
apparently the cop who arrested him was a girl.....and he looked like sweeny todd
he was arrested for desturbing of the peace ( more so scaring the kids)
Little Johnny.
Q: What's the worst thing about having a colostomy?
A: Finding shoes to match your BAG!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did the drummer say before he got kicked out of the band?
I wrote a song I think we should play.
(If that did't work this is nice and random:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw-KOpWyb... )
OK!WHY, WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE HOW DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?BECAUSE!CHICKEN!YESTERDAY.9:45.Neva... WALKED
a guy walks into a bar and says 'ouch.'
i totally stole that from Mikey Way, in case you were wondering.
i once had a friend called Nancy, she has big pointy ears so my friends called her Legolas. The next thing we discovered, she runs like a duck. So she looked like a duck with big pointy ears. So my friend, Emma and I made up a joke about her:
Emma questioned: Why did the duck cross the road?
I answered: To visit the Legolas.
*Emma laughed* omg ahah lmao
Emma corrected: Because the chicken retired.