Does anyone get this joke?!
Question: I heard it at the weekend and I've been trying to figure it out, but I just don't understand!
There are two tortoises standing in the rain and one turns to the other and says "Do you have water in your mouth?" and the other says "No"
Answers: I heard it at the weekend and I've been trying to figure it out, but I just don't understand!
There are two tortoises standing in the rain and one turns to the other and says "Do you have water in your mouth?" and the other says "No"
this is a visual joke so if they didnt do it right this is why you wont get it. when saying the first tortoise says when it rains does water go in your mouth, you have to have your bottom lip sticking out more than your top lip. when saying the other tortoises answer you have to have your top lip sticking out more than the bottom one
the second tortoise dont get water in his mouth because its shaped different
im wondering what daft c*nt gave me a thumbs down for giving the only correct answer. who are these people that says they dont get the joke but its still funny, how can a joke be funny if you dont get it??
Was the person who told you this drunk, by any chance?
I don't get it...
no i dont get it either,
let me know when youve figured it out...
whoever said that was a joke must have been on something cuz there aint no way that is a joke
dont think thats a joke at all!
maybe its supposed to be funny that the they are TALKING. and the question he asks is kinda unexpected and funny. but the reply is kind of a let down lol
but the more i read the joke the funnier it gets.
when he opened his mouth the water spilled out
i dont get it?
lol
drunk joke!
No I don't get it at all.
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It's doesn't make since.
its funny, u daft lot! no real explanation needed.............im chuckling its funny lol! lol!
Ha Ha Ha...........................I DIDNT GET IT :(
Who The Gay Said It??? Are You Sure That Gay Person Was Not Druged??
ha ha ha that`s seriously ace,,,or would be if I understood it,,,lol
No, although maybe, as tortoises are slow, by the time the other one answered it had stopped raining!!
That was excellent, thanks..............
me too...dont get it
i think maybe there is something missed out ...............
where is the punch line?
am saying no as well the things people cam out with