Learn to Speak Chinese?!
Question: Learn to speak Chinese
* Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
* See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
* Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
* Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
* Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
* I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
* I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
* It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
* Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
* That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
* I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
* This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
* You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
* I got this for free - Ai No Pei
* I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
* Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
* Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
* They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
* Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
* He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
* Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
Answers: Learn to speak Chinese
* Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
* See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
* Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
* Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
* Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
* I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
* I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
* It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
* Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
* That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
* I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
* This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
* You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
* I got this for free - Ai No Pei
* I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
* Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
* Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
* They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
* Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
* He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
* Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
I love this joke. So funny! Star!
roflmao
hello - ni hao
how are you - ni hao ma?
Thank you - xie-xie
LMAO! Star!!
u lowlife creature wth is wrong with u i posted that as a question and it got deleted u cant do that!!!! or at least give me credit u meanie!!!!!
sum1 thumbs me up! thats wat im tlking bout!! take that!
OMG, I so thought you were serious at first and I almost said one of these out loud.
But once I got like halfway down the list I realized it was made up.
Idiot - Dum Fuk
He's interested in older women - Mo Tha Faka
funny.
Y are you making fun of chinese. What you stated up there wasn't the chinese translation. It is funny though. Tai bang le = excellent/great/wonderful
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so Fa King Fa Ni!!!