Please give me a star if you like this joke......?!
Question: A guy is stranded in the middle of the ocean. He says, "God please come and save me!"
Later, a big boat comes by and asks, "Do you need help?"
They guy replies, "No, God will save me."
Then another big boat comes by, "Do you need any help?"
He replies, "No, for the second time God will save me."
When the guy finally dies, he asks God, "God why didn't you save me?"
"I SENT YOU TWO HUGE F****** BOATS YOU BIG DUMMY!!!"
Answers: A guy is stranded in the middle of the ocean. He says, "God please come and save me!"
Later, a big boat comes by and asks, "Do you need help?"
They guy replies, "No, God will save me."
Then another big boat comes by, "Do you need any help?"
He replies, "No, for the second time God will save me."
When the guy finally dies, he asks God, "God why didn't you save me?"
"I SENT YOU TWO HUGE F****** BOATS YOU BIG DUMMY!!!"
LOL I like that one! You got a star from me =)
That was so dry :/
that was funny!
I heard that one in the movie, The Pursuit of Happyness,
But please do not put the f word in the joke, God would never swear!
God wouldn't use profanity! Its an old joke but clean it up.
Haha star for you
that was good
Ha that is funny but how do you give people stars??
i heard that one already but its still good. 1 star for you.
hahaaaaaah star 4 you ROFL
I didnt like it. It didnt make me LOL. No star for u!
ha! lol
that was good u can have a star from me
Extreamly overused, and it was'nt funny the first time people were telling it.
that okay
so here have a star =)
haha star
I'd star you anyways.
Its a good joke worth repeating. I've heard this one before. Christians, wake up!
ive heard this joke sooooo many times, and GOD has never sworn in it!!!!!! GOD does not swear. no star fer u!!!!!!!
Okay you got a star.
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Yo momma...
got kicked out of her home..the bank took away her carboard box!
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lol
hahahaha!!!
very funny
starred.