This is why men are never depressed!! feel free to add more on lol...?!


Question: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental £500. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


Answers: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental £500. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

"Does this make me look fat?" does not lead to any answer aside from either "Yes" or "No". There is no gray area in the middle. Men understand that clothing will either make you look cut and trim, or will make you look fat and bulbous - either way, men will tell you. Deal with it.

You're easily amused aren't you?

men never get to be happy.they get jobs and girlfriends to keep them from being happy

What have you got against guys? Try being me then tell me men never get depressed.

Yes - bloody great isn't it?

ha ha funny....not !!!ive got pmt and thats not made me feel better!!!ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

amen, sister!

(if we have a gf) Can have pleasure without doing any work.

lol
kinda funny
but not one of those made me want to not be a woman.
If anything it just made me like it even more.

O and I think you're forgetting, it's usually the brides parents that pay for the wedding, so buying an expensive dress isn't a downside is it!

men are aloud to sleep around because its cool according to them

lmao...star. That stuff is so true...yet so funny! I could only come up with one about men...here it is:

Men don't have to worry about getting periods.

we can do whatever the fack we want.

Layanne1.Men don't have periods but they certainly suffer from them!!

lolz

lol.lol

Very funny.



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