Morning sex??????!
Question: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained, . . . . . . . .
'The egg timer's broken.'
Answers: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained, . . . . . . . .
'The egg timer's broken.'
Nice one. Me and the girlfriend will try that for OUR cooking today.
Mind you I think we'll get alot of burnt food as I'm such a stallion and I go on and on lol
urm...haha
Nice one!
lol i guess?
Loved it
LOL, very good
Hey - that's a good one. Women all over the world will be able to relate.
this is a very awful joke .....
lol
ouch!
Don't egg timers only go for 7 minutes?...lol
Ha,ha... Was that 10 secs or 5 mins.. Good one
wish i could last that long.
2 shakes and its all over :(
If it was me, the breakfast would be burnt and over cooked
lmfao have a star =)
Ha ha.
hi
he was your husband so congratulation
if not i am sorry for you!!!?
good bay
excellent
keep them coming
nice stop watch!!!
GOOD ONE LIKE IT
nice one !!! pmsl
I like your big dick and you are the true man
funny but you gave the answer instead of the question.
:-)
Sounds like my daily morning routine...lol very funny.
ha ha ha lol! very funny girl joke i love it, made my day go with a smile!
funny!!
what a good idea i"ll have to try that one,sounds good to me,
funny you can make money from stuff like that make me the best answers and i will tell u all about it
Very funny thanks
Please remove of this question... this is an Q&A site, not a classroom for the uneducated @$$holes.