Say something that makes me giggle! :)?!
Question: pudding
Answers: pudding
you have a nice left earlobe but i disagree with your nasal area
"The President just announced he's cured cancer, eliminated the National Debt, AND he's found a safe completely waste-free form of Nukular energy!"
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
:))))))
A female dwarf goes to the doctors complaining of a sore front bottom. Doctor gets some scissors out and snips around for a bit. Dwarf says "Thats good, it feels much better now! what you done?" Doctor says "i`ve trimmed the top off your wellies!"
booty butter
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, APPEARS TO kiss her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent
a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us both. Be strong, honey. I love you."
?????
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you, too..."
a nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
the bar tender refuses.
the nose then walks up to the bar tender and shouts "WHY NOT?"
the bartender then simply states
"Sorry buddy, your off your face!"