Joke? My dad told me today..!?!
Question: Ok, so there are two men in a nursing home. One man says, jeez my back is killing me, i got arthiritis in my hand, and im just hurting. He asks the other man, how do you feel?
He replies. I feel like a newborn baby. Bald, no teeth, and i think i just wet my pants.
Lol. its a good one. hahah hope u like it! just a laugh for today!
Answers: Ok, so there are two men in a nursing home. One man says, jeez my back is killing me, i got arthiritis in my hand, and im just hurting. He asks the other man, how do you feel?
He replies. I feel like a newborn baby. Bald, no teeth, and i think i just wet my pants.
Lol. its a good one. hahah hope u like it! just a laugh for today!
Very funny. Here's another!
FREE SPIRITS
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."
lol?
it really laughed me up! HAHAHAHEHEHEHa
funny
haha
Good one!
That would be funny if it were a joke, but what it was, is he overheard my grandfathers talking to each other.
It's funny. I like it.