Just for fun?!


Question: just for fun tell me the funniest jokes you know! and for all the people who think being innapropriate is funny, well just keep your nastieness to yourself plz! thanks guys!


Answers: just for fun tell me the funniest jokes you know! and for all the people who think being innapropriate is funny, well just keep your nastieness to yourself plz! thanks guys!

Thank you for puttin that!! those of yall who are pervs are NOT funny NOBODY likes it! most guys are pervs and the only reason yall thank its funny is because yall are immature!! NOBODY likes it! so... STOP and thank you!

FREE SPIRITS

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."

Two muffins are cooking in an oven one muffin says to the other "pretty hot in here huh?" the other muffin replies "Holy crap a talking muffin!"


A crap walking down the beach spots another crab crying, he walks over to him and asks whats wrong. The crying crab replies "I've got peoploes!"


My definition of Macho: Jogging home from your vacectomy.

THIS IS A GOOD BLONDE JOKE:

Q: What did the blond do when she missed the Bus number 66?
A: She took bus number 33 twice instead.
HEHE

There were 3 vampires. One was the expert, the other one is the intermediate one and the last one was just a beginner. They wanted to find out who is the bravest of the three. The expert then suggested to test each other's abilities. The expert then flew to the village and killed all the people there, drank their blood. When he came back, his teeth were all bloody. The other two asked," What happened?" The expert then said," You see that village there?" " Yes, we see it." "I killed all the people there and drank their blood.'' The other two were amazed. The intermediate one was determined to give his best as he did not want to lose out to the expert. He flew to a city, killed all the people there and drank their blood. When he came back, his teeth were all filled with blood. " What happened?" " You see that city there?" "Yes, we see it." "I killed the people there and drank all their blood." The beginner was also determined to give his best. He flew away, however, after 1 minute,he came back with his teeth bloody. "What happened?" "You see that wall there?""Yes, we see it." The beginner replied," I didnt see it."


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