First love??!
Question: Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.
"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.
"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."
"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."
Answers: Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.
"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.
"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."
"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."
hahahaha!!
excellent joke as usual from you
10/10 star
ok.....
where!s me maaam!! luv it!!*
what?
uh wow a sheep, I never would've guess that! lol
OMG!
LMFAO!
great punchline! didnt see it coming!
lmao!
nice one no8! welcome back..
poor guy
lol...hilarious!!!!!!!!
that's funny
the little flocker!! ah ah!!
That's just wrong !
umm....wow
must of pulled the wool over it"s eyes!lol.
old one but still funny,made me chuckle!!
Baa! Baa! Dirty creep...having his way with a freakin' sheep! LOL!!!
not bad!but not good!so so!!
There will never be anyone else but 'ewe' for me! No never be, not ever be, anyone else but 'ewe'! Come in No 8 your time is up!
lol, cute!
Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,