Husband in restaurant?!


Question: A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon me, ma' am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.'

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No he didn't . He just walked in the door.'


Answers: A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon me, ma' am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.'

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No he didn't . He just walked in the door.'

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was so mirthful! LMAO!!!

funny ;-)

Hah! I had no idea that was coming. I kept thinking it was going to be some tragic ending. Cute joke.

ha

thanks for the points?

Tee Heeh, thanks.

Very good!!

10/10!!

hahahahaha funny!

not what i expected at all. lmao

funny

Oopps lol very funny xx

very good.

That was brilliant!!! I did'nt see it comming(cracker!!!)

Ha ha ha.!!!
Hiding away is he, lol.!!!
Brilliant one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!

Funny! 100!

That is fantastic! To be honest I was expecting quite a dirty punchline, but this one is way better!

funnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

It made my day bright!

Have 100 *.

:])

what a timing ! The husband just missed something.

Brilliant thanks

BRILL JOKE



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