How to talk to a cop?!
Question: Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
Answers: Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
My history teacher told me this joke. But the punchline was different. It was: "But hey, whoever owned this car deserved it. They had a bumper sticker that read 'vote for Hillary'."
You wicked, wicked person! LOL
lmao...star.
lolz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao
You cruel cruel person.
(Would love to try it though)
That's not really funny.
someone's gonna be pissed... LOL
ahahahahahahaha!!!! nice! i wanna try!
Oh dear.That was a very naughty thing to do but thanks for the laugh.
Rose P.
nice one babes
hahahaha wud tht really work tho, imagine if the real car owner came along??????!!!!!
Funny! 100!
oh, now that's gotta hurt.
lol
funny
Its stupid. If its true, your just an idiotic neanderthol.
As you once said, "a sorry excuse for being human."
lol excellent,!!!!!!
Oh man! That was great.
Poor guy.
ooooohhh ------- that was YOU!!!!!!! Where do you live? No, seriously - good joke
lol
hahahahahaha
omg, this is the first time i've actually laughed when i typed "lol"
....i just hope that didnt happen to me