Birthday S*x -funny or not?!
Question: Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great s*x, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
Answers: Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great s*x, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
LMAO!
Haha that's great.
Not. Well You did ask.
thats fuuukkkin hilarious!!!!! lol
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Brilliant thank you. Well worth a star.
LOL poor guy hahaha "nice gift".
lol
hilarious hun!!
loved it!!
hahahaha that's too funny lol.
hahaha
OH SO FUNNIE!!!!
LOL!!!
:)
Hahahaha now thats a good joke :)
lmao...star. It is funny.
Booo .. sad guy!!
Lol!
LOL.
pmsflol...very good....star.
hahaha, star for you