And Woman was created?!


Question: The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.







Then he added a mouth

Ruined the whole f*cking thing!


Answers: The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.







Then he added a mouth

Ruined the whole f*cking thing!

where do you come up with this stuff. Outta sight!

Omg, hilarious!

lol

You said it.

hehehe

funny

AMAZING!

thats just the way it goes. Men men men men

Ha ha ha, good one !

That one is brilliant. Thank you.

sorry hunny but should be 'Voice'

...guys kinda like the mouth part!!


Funny though!

HAHAHA. Oh well. If women didnt have mouths and men did, then it would be assumed sexist ;)

lmao

LOLOLOL so true...thank you for sharing

Funny! 100!

OMG i was literally rolling on the floor laughing! Thanks for that awesome joke!

funny even though I`m a man,,,lol,,,,

The mouth would have been fine as long as
it was silent.

holy sh*t one of the best ive ever read lmfao
that was awesome
*star*

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a funny joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still smiling.!!

:-0
Brill!!



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