Hilarious Jokes?!
Question: Does anyone have any funny jokes?
Answers: Does anyone have any funny jokes?
A blonde, red head, and brunette were on a ship.
They were sailing peacefully till a storm hit. The girls were shipwrecked on an island! After catching their breath they went looking for shelter. They came across a cave, and as they entered it a Gene appreared.
" I will grant you 3 wishes ( 1 each) if you leave my home." The gene offered. The girls nodded and the Red head stepped forward :
" I want just to be home with my family."
It was so.
The Brunette stepped up next:
' I want to go home to a million dollars."
It was so.
The blonde stood deep in thought:
" I wish my friends were here to help me choose....."
IT WAS SO.
3 people are playing cards who would win santa claus,a smart blonde or a dumb blonde. The dumb one because the others don't exist
(I got nothing aganist blondes)
What do Giraffes have that no other animal has?
BABY GIRAFFES! lol.
It funny when everyone's thinking about it and saying wrong answers. :P
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!
Why don't you take Pikachu to the bathroom?
He might pik a chu(peek at you).
Okay,
do you know why an angel is sitting on top of the tree? (for the people who put angels on top of their xmas trees)
well one day on xmas eve santa was in such a rush and he was getting frusterated becuase everyone was asking him questions. So an angel comes by and asks santa.."is there anything i can help you with santa?" and the santa has had enough and he gets really pissed off and says..."yeah you can..take that tree and stick it up your a**"
and thats how the angel wound up on the tree
(i thought it was funny when i first heard it.. i dont know if you will though.)
Davey Crockett and Jim Bowie are up early one morning at the Alamo, sitting by the fire brewing up some coffee to start out the day.
Suddenly, off in the distance, they hear a noise.
Crockett climbs the ladder on the front wall of the Alamo to investigate. As he peers out, he sees 4000 of Santa Anna's finest Mexican soldiers coming up over the horizon.
With a puzzled look on his face he turns to Bowie and asks, "Jim, are we pouring concrete today?"