You are definitely a blonde when you...?!
Question: a) throw away the W's in the M+M's packets.
b) don't know you are called a blonde. You've always called yourself yellow.
c) think geometry is something a tree says.
d) get asked "Which came first the chicken or the egg" and answer "Pickles"
e) go to the Grand Canyon and see Sharks (Inside Joke)
f) think the animal "bats" are sport equipments.
g) run out of ideas for questions like these! Please help!
Answers: a) throw away the W's in the M+M's packets.
b) don't know you are called a blonde. You've always called yourself yellow.
c) think geometry is something a tree says.
d) get asked "Which came first the chicken or the egg" and answer "Pickles"
e) go to the Grand Canyon and see Sharks (Inside Joke)
f) think the animal "bats" are sport equipments.
g) run out of ideas for questions like these! Please help!
h) think you're the smartest person and can't believe that someone hasn't already thought of inventing a solar-powered flashlight.
i) walk past the YMCA and say, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
j) look in a mirror and call your friend and tell her you've discovered a parallel universe.
pretty good, except, keep the inside jokes to those that understand them.
(a bit different)
There was a blonde on one side of a lake and she was looking to get to the other side. She spoted another blonde across the lake and shouted "hey! how do you get to the other side". The blonde replied "You are on the other side"!.
A car was spotted driving madly on the highway. The cops were in hot persuit when the saw a blonde behind the wheel doing the strangest thing. She was knitting! The cop yelled out "Pullover!" the blonde yelled back "No, its a scarf!"
h) try and put M&M's in alphabetical order
i) tripped over a cordless phone
j) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
k) think OIL on a car was a "710"!
the first one was funny.
what if she threw them all away. O.o