Do You Really Think This Is Funny?!
Question: A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "what’s the problem officer?"
The policeman responded, "I stopped you for running that red light behind you."
Just then the man’s wife leaned forward from the driver’s seat and said with a very loud voice, "I told him to stop at that light. But did he listen? No. He just kept right on going."
The man then turned to his wife and yelled "Shut up stupid!"
The policeman continued, "And just before the light I clocked you doing 50 m.p.h. and the speed limit is only 30."
His wife then leaned forward again and squawked "I told him to slow down. But did he listen to me. No! He never listens to me."
And again the man shouted at his wife "Listen stupid, I told you to SHUT UP!"
The policeman then looked at the woman and said "does he always talk to you this way?"
The woman responded, "Only when he has been drinking."
Answers: A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "what’s the problem officer?"
The policeman responded, "I stopped you for running that red light behind you."
Just then the man’s wife leaned forward from the driver’s seat and said with a very loud voice, "I told him to stop at that light. But did he listen? No. He just kept right on going."
The man then turned to his wife and yelled "Shut up stupid!"
The policeman continued, "And just before the light I clocked you doing 50 m.p.h. and the speed limit is only 30."
His wife then leaned forward again and squawked "I told him to slow down. But did he listen to me. No! He never listens to me."
And again the man shouted at his wife "Listen stupid, I told you to SHUT UP!"
The policeman then looked at the woman and said "does he always talk to you this way?"
The woman responded, "Only when he has been drinking."
Ha ha ha! So the man is in trouble for DUI, running a red light, exceeding the speed limit (big time), and felonious name-calling. Here's another "Speeding" Joke:
A Police Officer saw a man cruising along at 60 miles per hour, and the speed limit was 40. He pulled the man over and told him he was speeding.
"Not me, officer," the man said. "The sign says 60 right there."
"That's the Highway number, not the speed limit!" The Officer explained the situation. While talking, he noticed an elderly woman in the backseat breathing heavily. When asked about it, the man said "Oh, we just got off Highway 165."
-The Joker in a Deck of Cards
no its not really funny...but i like the first guys joke
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D
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i dont fink it dat funny
i dun noe y
too long i guess
I really don't get it.
I don't find any put downs or fighting funny, but I am sure the masses will love it. It sounds like dialogue for a sitcom--the kind I would never watch.