A little too big ? joke?!
Question: A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.
The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers."
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:
"Just so you know - I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for YOU, sweet-heart, would I cut 2 inches off my di*k. So send back the bottle."
Answers: A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.
The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers."
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:
"Just so you know - I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for YOU, sweet-heart, would I cut 2 inches off my di*k. So send back the bottle."
lol he has a 10in dick
ehh i don't find it that funny :\
lol :D
hahaha...what B M said...XD
nice
hmm... clever... not really FUNNY, but clever
Funny! 100!
That is so funny. I can appreciate that.
I hate all these perv jokes no offense
Nice Sheeeee , I love it..... lol =)
please be advised at your age it is not worth
your miracle sure you can not find it yourself
YOU WIND BAG your socks stink
So does your bag you are connected too
inter VINE your green mold on the vinegar
send your wife to fight fr your life
Aim use to that SURE SHE WILL ACCEPT ME WITH HER ARMS WIDE OPEN crack you on the head with the Cain
standing on the mole hill of her life having to go home
to the the oats of the donkey in you
HOPE SHE SCALPS you !!
I WILL GIVE YOU GREEN BOTTLES
ever sit on a BUFFALO IN THE RICE FIELD OF HER LIFE !!
lol very cute!!
sheeee...i could not undertand it precisely..!