TOO TRUE and Funny?????!!!???!!!!!?!


Question: I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff.
You are so smart." I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.


Answers: I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff.
You are so smart." I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

Daddy says "meet me after class".

LOL

haha

lol That is just too funny!!

lolol ur duaghter is sooo funny

Lmao!!! That is adorable and should be published!!

lol.. too true

hahaha. cute.
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HAHA awww little kids are so cute!!!!!

That is great!

LOL awww thats cute.Ima tell my friend this.

lmao..

"just aint right"

Ha, whats the question?

hahahaha(not)

lol im going to tell that to all my friends!

that is soo cute. your daughter is very smart

hahahahahahaahahhhahahahhahahahhaahhahah...

Not funny at all i think its sexest. hahaha naahhh thats funny as hell. thats really good

wow lol u did a good job!very original

lol awww how cute lol nd yes rly funny i love it lol

awwww, my husband told my daughter that you have to fill out an application to be a parent, he laughs and tells her 'i was denied but b/c mommy got such a high score we got to have you."

That's so cute!!!

Wow, that is so cute!!! the things kids say! LMAO, i have to tell my mom that one. :D

hahahaha

sounds like something my little child of the corn would have said at that age....pretty funny, kids being honest is funnier than most jokes anyway.when mine was in 5th grade, I picked her up from school and she told me all about Hitler and the Nazis, then she mentioned that Japan just had to start somethin', and whith never cracking a smile she added, " SO WE HAD TO GO OVER THERE AND JACK EM UP!!", I about crashed from laughing

Aww you're daughter sounds sooo adorable... :) what a sweetie

Omigosh! So cute! And yes, veerrrry true

wooooow
may god protect her :)
lol :D

Haha, but it's kind of weird.

Where'd you think up the "Mom Test"?????

lol......thanks for the laugh :)

ha ha ha so funny!

I REALLY ENJOYED THAT ONE.



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