Blonde joke please?!
Question: i need one to taugnt this kid in my neighborhood.
Answers: i need one to taugnt this kid in my neighborhood.
A blonde walks into an appliance store and asks the salesman if she can buy the TV in the window. He's says, "Sorry, but we don't service blondes."
She walks to the costume store, buys a brunette wig and comes back in a few minutes later to ask about the TV again. He says, "I know you're the same blonde who was just in here. Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
She walks back in 10 minutes later with a black wig, but he still knows it's her.
She walks in a fourth time with a red wig and he still knows it's her so she says, "How did you know it was me the whole time?" He answers, "It's not a TV in the window, it's a microwave. That's how I knew."
hahaha cheesy but whatever
lol sounds pretty harsh..how old is the kid?
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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heyyyyyy now
pick on sombody your own age
i got one
A blonde is sitting at a bar watching the evening news. There is a story on about a guy attempting to jump off of a bridge. The guy next to the blond says, "Hey I'll bet you 20 bucks that he jumps." The blond agrees. Minutes later the man jumps and the blond gets out her wallet to pay up. The man says, "No I can't take your money I saw it earlier on the 5 o clock news." The blond replies, "No, Fair is fair. I saw it too, I just didn't think he would do it again."
Windows Computers...
A blonde goes into a computer shop and asks the shop man for some curtains for her computer.
"Scuse me, you need curtains for your computer?"
Blonde replies "DUUH!"
"But why?"
The blonde looks at him and says...
"HELLOO Windows computers!!!"
how many blondes to change a lightbulb
dont matter it will never happen!!
So this blonde was going to the airport. The sign near the airport said airport left. Meaning turn left. But, she turned around and went home.
A blonde is walking down the street with a brown bag with chickens in it. A little boy comes up to her and asks whats in the bag. Then he says, is i can guess how many chickens you ahve in there, can i ahve one? and the blonde replies, "if you guess right, you can have BOTH of them!"
what do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head
all you can eat for under a buck
Why can't a blonde ever pass a driving test
Every time she stops she jumps in the back seat
ok theres a river and a blonde of either side. one blonde yells to the other, "how do you get to the other side of the river?" and the other blonde yells back, "you ALREADY ARE on the other side of the river!" hahaha. personally i think that blonde jokes are really sterotypical and offensive to blondes, but...they're hecka HECKA funny.
Google it. You get a whole bunch of stuff that way... also you can get REALLY good yo mama jokes off there.
Alright
Here we go:
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Here's Another one:
There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.
And Another:
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
Hope you liked the jokes!
OK here it goes my sister told me this one but I don't think it was very funny but you might.
OK so one day this blonde goes into a store and she asks the guy at the register if she can purchase this TV (pointing at TV) the guys working says no. So she assumes that he is discriminating against blondes so she goes and dyes her hair brown and the next day she comes back in hope of purchasing the television she likes so much. Of cousre he again tells her no so she goes and dyes her hair black and comes back the next day and asks once more to buy the TV. He says no. And now of course she was getting upset. So she screams at him HOW COME YOU WON'T LET ME BUY THIS TV??!! He says "Lady its a microwave"
A blonde goes into a store.
She asks the clerk,"Can i buy a TV?"
The clerk says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde leaves.
She comes the next day with a brown wig.
The blondes asks,"can I buy a TV?"
The clerk says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
The blonde leaves.
She comes in the next day with a red wig.
She asks the clerk,"Can I buy a TV?"
The clerk says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks,"How did you know I was blonde?"
The clerk says,"this is a microwave shop"
GET IT! SHE THOUGHT THE MICROWAVES ARE TV's! HAHAHAHAHA
a blond wants to kill herself. She hangs herself at the park. the next day a man walking his dog walks up to her and says, "what has the world come to?"
the dog starts to bark.the man says,' hay you.... if you want to die you should put the nuse around your neck."
"I did but it was to hard to breath, so i put it around my feet
this one is funny but not really mean
o.k there wuz a blonde a brunette and a redhead and they were running from the cops so they decided to hide in a barn the brunette hid with the cows,the redhead hid with the pigs, and the blonde hid behind a sak of patatohs so the cops come into the barn and looks in the room were the cows are and the brunette goese mooo mooo so they move on to the room with the pigs so they look in and the redhead goese oink oink so they move on to the sack of patatohs when they come over to it the blonde goese paaaataaaatooooh
this one is meaner
o.k a blonde a brunett and a redhead were on a sinking boat waiting for the rescue helicopter to arrive when it gets there the pilot throws out a rope and tells them to climbe up but when there half way to the top the pilot says he only has room for 2 other people in the helicopter and one of them will have to sacrifice themself to save the others so the brunette says i'll do it and the blonde lets go of the rope to start clapping and falls off
this one is kinda gross
there was a blonde a brunett and a redhead stranded in a blizzard with no food so the brunett says they should all split up to search for food so the redhead goese out and comes back with a walnut that they split into thirds and eat but they're still hungry so the brunett goese out and comes back with an apple that they split in thirds and eat but they're still hungry so the blonde goese out and comes back and says i found a lemon snow cone and a fudgepop but i was so hungry i ate it all my self (it was really frozen pee and poop)
lol@people who get offended by blonde jokes, everyone knows its not true. sometimes blondes get "made fun of" by their friends/peers, but they all know its a joke and not real...and you should definetely not get offended by them if you know you're smart..I'm blonde and pretty smart, and I find blonde jokes to be some of the funniest.
doesnt sound like you are a very nice person... :\
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i am blonde. i hate blonde jokes because most people think blondes are stupid. its a typical stereotype. but i am in 7th grade and also in advanced placement. blonde is a color hair, not a type of brain.