Joke: Can you live on love? jimi4950?!


Question: A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook at all. After all, he says, they can live on love. After the honeymoon is over, the man goes back to work. One day, he calls from work and asks if his new wife could make some dinner. Knowing full well that she doesn't cook, she asks if they can make love instead. The man agrees, and soon arrives home to find his wife sliding repeatedly down the bannister.
"What are you doing?" he asks, concerned.

"Oh, silly," she says. "I'm warming up your dinner!"


Answers: A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook at all. After all, he says, they can live on love. After the honeymoon is over, the man goes back to work. One day, he calls from work and asks if his new wife could make some dinner. Knowing full well that she doesn't cook, she asks if they can make love instead. The man agrees, and soon arrives home to find his wife sliding repeatedly down the bannister.
"What are you doing?" he asks, concerned.

"Oh, silly," she says. "I'm warming up your dinner!"

This guy goes into a diner every day for several years and always orders a egg salad sandwich for lunch.

One day, the cook tells the waitress that they were out of eggs, so they would have to scratch the egg salad sandwich off the menu.

The guy come in at lunch, sits down and the waitress walks up to him and says:

"I just scratched what you like best!"

He says "Great, no go wash your hands and get me an egg salad sandwich.

Just plain, old, nasty.

hahahaha!
lmao!

good one!

i could live on love!!

my kind of joke...

love it!!

HAHAHA



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