Wicked Comebacks?!
Question: - It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
- If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
- The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell.
- You may have a "full six-pack" but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- Your set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
- You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- Were I king I would not allow you to breed.
- You seem to have reached rock bottom and started to dig.
Answers: - It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
- If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
- The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell.
- You may have a "full six-pack" but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- Your set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
- You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- Were I king I would not allow you to breed.
- You seem to have reached rock bottom and started to dig.
i feel soooo insulted!! jk lmmfao!!
gonna use some of them!!
ehh......
GAY GAY GAY
kiss my grass, works for anything
the last one is good....the others sucked
try ur mom or suck my left nut
and if they have feet or big sumthing say:
"u know what they say big_____small.......u get the picture"
i willl give alot of these
"its ok u tryed now get off me"
"if u IQ gets goes up by 100 u will be smarter then my left nut"
If u r fat or skinny or sumthing then at the end of the line say the opisite of what u r like skinny or fatter then sumone fat.
"if thats true then i am____"
that all i have on the top of my head
.....crapp
pretty funny to me, but then I am entertained by YA all together, good luck, you have me smiling!
I didn't see....
-Your ar$e is a circus & everyone is getting in for nothing ??
-And it's good to here they are back together ??