20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex....?!


Question: 1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.


Answers: 1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

lol i love it everyone ov dem rite lol god people lighten up its a joke people who have complained either has not had great sex or a good bar of chocolate

No matter how you dress it up - chocolate will NEVER be better than sex!

Oh how wrong you are

Haha cute. I give it a star.

very good but still prefer the other lol.

21. CHOCOLATE=YUMMY lol better

I'll have to say well said.


Only a woman can come up with such an honest truth.

My personal fav. nos: 7, 12, 13, 14 and 9

STARRRRRRRRRRR

Now.......... I know, why you prefer chocolate then sex.

It is easy to have chocolate than sex.
Correct?? : ]

but can chocolate make you orgasm?

didn't think so.

Excellent - 11/10
(Actually - I manage to enjoy both - with more than double the pleasure).

Ah dats great! i love chocolate lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you stopped at 20 and now i can go and have .......without chocolate.Good one baby.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate

Top reason!!

Although I do prefer the other, but do loooooooove chocolate!!

So, if you had both...at the same time...would it be better or just neutral?

hi yellow fish, very cleaver, i could never have thought of that many reasons, well done blue



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