What is your best yo mama joke?!
Question: yo mama is so ugly that when she looked at the mirror she said ahhhhh shrek.
Answers: yo mama is so ugly that when she looked at the mirror she said ahhhhh shrek.
i started this joke cos of yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, when someone showed her a pic of her feet, she couldnt' identify them. LMAO
Yo mama so ugly when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and said " I'll Wait!"
Your mums so fat when she farts they have to evacuate the whole city.
Your Mama So Stupid she studied for a blood test...and failed
I've got three favourites...
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas...
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it...
Yo mama's so fat she got the flesh eating disease and the doctors gave her thireen years to live...
Hope you liked them ;)
A solder was asked by Chelsea Clinton what scared him the most about being a solder?
His reply was:
Osahma, Obahma and yo Momma!!!
buhduh dum
yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
1.yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus she said stop that twinke and when she came inside she said where the creammy filling.
2.Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales sang we are family even though you bigger than me
3.yo mama so stupid when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
1. Yo mama is so ugly she saw her reflection in toilet water and said:"OHH SH*T!"
2. Yo mama is so stupid she asked a pregnant lady if she was a virgin.
3. Yo mama is so dark she has to wear light up shoes to be seen at night
4.Yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
5. Yo mama is so stupid she watches saturday night live on sundays
6. Yo mama is so ugly she went to the haunted house and came out with a job application
Take your pick,,,,,,
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler".
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's.
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!
Yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR", So she did.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.