Knock Knock Jokes Of The Week?!
Question: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Momma.
Momma who?
Momma, please open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thumpin !
Thumping who ?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China late, isn't it?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
I spider with my little eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
Spider when she thought I wasn't
Answers: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Momma.
Momma who?
Momma, please open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thumpin !
Thumping who ?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China late, isn't it?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
I spider with my little eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
Spider when she thought I wasn't
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Knoco Knock
whos there
Me
Me who
Me with no punchline