Fill in the blank: I once ___________a horse!?!
Question: banged my mom like
Answers: banged my mom like
rode
trained
mounted....and this leads into me telling a funny story:
I was at a small town bar in Arkansas last year when this rather well dressed fellow walked in. The entire place went absolutely quiet and all eyes followed him as he took a seat at the bar. As the bartender walked up to him, he asked where the stranger was from. Peering around the room and seeing all eyes staring at him, he said "I'm from Houston". The bartender then asked, "and what is it that you do back there in Houston"?
"Well, I'm a taxidermist" replied the stranger.
"A taxi what"? asked the bartender.
"I am a taxidermist... I mount animals" replied the man.
Looking back at all the other people in the bar, the bartender said "its all right folks, he's one of us"!
F U CKED
i once dreamt that i rode a horse
compared Camilla Parker Bowes to
Broke
shite
rode?
rode
Fondled
Ate.
Taste pretty good too!
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caught (sent 2 glue factory) hehehhe
just kidding kids
stay in school
ATE!!!!!!!