A drunk man?!
Question: There was a guy in a bar one night who got really drunk, I mean really,really, really drunk.
When the bar closed he got up to go home, As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Shocked, the nun fell to her knees but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the bum, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. Then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and
Said:
.........................................
..............."NOT VERY STRONG TONIGHT, ARE YOU, BATMAN?"
Answers: There was a guy in a bar one night who got really drunk, I mean really,really, really drunk.
When the bar closed he got up to go home, As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Shocked, the nun fell to her knees but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the bum, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. Then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and
Said:
.........................................
..............."NOT VERY STRONG TONIGHT, ARE YOU, BATMAN?"
oohhhhhh, you really had me going there! Omg!
That's a great punchline! ***
Not bad
LMAO
hmmm
in the bum !!
good god!!!
LOL hahha XD.... Dude I'm gonna yell everyone tht haha XD
ha ha ha
yea i dont get the batman bit?
super hit joke of the week
wow good one
nice i like it
select me as the best
lol....funny
LMAO!!! lolz
right im going to sound really stupid but i dont get it lol xx