This is such a stupid joke?!
Question: This man was at the fair, waiting for his girlfriend to arrive. Looking at his watch he saw that he was about 5 minutes early, so he decided to kill the time by going to see the fortune-teller. He wasn’t really impressed as for ￡5 all she did was look at his palms, gaze into her crystal ball, and look at random tarot cards, letting out the occasional ‘hmmm’. Finally losing his patience, he asks her what she sees for him. She scribbled a couple of sentences on a piece of paper, making sure he could not read what she was writing, folded the paper up, handed it to him and said “Do not read this until you are about to die.” He was slightly confused but thought nothing of it, so he put the paper in his pocket and looked at his watch. Seeing that he was now late he hurried out of the fortune-teller’s tent and met up with his girlfriend.
When he found his girlfriend, now really annoyed at him, he explained that he was early so he went to see the fortune-teller.
Answers: This man was at the fair, waiting for his girlfriend to arrive. Looking at his watch he saw that he was about 5 minutes early, so he decided to kill the time by going to see the fortune-teller. He wasn’t really impressed as for ￡5 all she did was look at his palms, gaze into her crystal ball, and look at random tarot cards, letting out the occasional ‘hmmm’. Finally losing his patience, he asks her what she sees for him. She scribbled a couple of sentences on a piece of paper, making sure he could not read what she was writing, folded the paper up, handed it to him and said “Do not read this until you are about to die.” He was slightly confused but thought nothing of it, so he put the paper in his pocket and looked at his watch. Seeing that he was now late he hurried out of the fortune-teller’s tent and met up with his girlfriend.
When he found his girlfriend, now really annoyed at him, he explained that he was early so he went to see the fortune-teller.
omg.....r u freakin serious i read all that just so that a gust of wind blows the paper away!!!
wow ....i should get 10 points for that!!!
please please pick me 4 best answer!!!!!!!
i'm begging!!!!
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oooo....the paper said umm....that he's a doosh bag
Yea it's a bit strange
i'm gonna be honest, that was way too long. so i only read like two sentences, saw how long it was, and then said 'no way' and collected my two points. thanks
This got caught in a brain freeze is what the problem is.
Yeah it's pretty good
Either you or the joke are stupid. So far I'm leaning towards you.
Youll never know whats on the paper not that good if there's no ending.And the paper said
It's not done yet, though. So exactly why?
wats the paper say
my jokes are better then that and im a blonde hill billy this joke was stupid
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sad.... but kind of funny.
What the h*ll is this.......? This doesn't even make sense?!?!?
jerk
omg you shouldn't have written such a long joke if you knew it was terrible!!!
I am collecting my 2 points and not telling this joke to anyone..
i dont want to wast THEIR time
you didnt finish it.
sooo... what did the paper say??
the paper says "cats are magical, the more you pet them the longer you both shall live"
good shaggy dog joke
the paper was probably a drawing of a d!ck
i do not get it .
you keep repeating your self.
does not make cents.
waait ... im not sure how its funny. its actually a little depressing becuase you read forever and then just ... it blows away. i agree thats pretty stupid
i wasted all that time reading that and theres no end?! what'd the paper say!?
this is like a freakin SOAP opera... i kept waiting for updates... but the end is really STUPID. Joke's on me for reading the whole thing...
Actually it was annoying.Thanks for the points.
it keeps repeating so it was hard to understand.......nnot to be mean but isn't the whole point is to tell us what the paper sdaid???
This was long!!! I read it all but I think it is unfair that I read ALL THAT for nothing but a stupid ending for just 2 points! Give me more
Can you tell me what's it say?
I feel depressed now...
im sad now that poor dumb man knew what wud happen if he showed peeps the paer bu he still did he a real dumb ***
anyway im guessin the paper said ur gonna die dumb ***
ill take a guess....... whoever reads this is a f***er
THAT WAS REALLY LONG! I do not really know what the paper said because it BLEW AWAY!
Hey, did someone left this piece of paper here on my desk?,,,,,OMG, I'll kill whoever left that piece of paper here!!.......
Hehehe,,,,good one,,,,But seriously, you should typed it out onto Notepad , then copy & paste,,,that way the story will be smooth & you can overide Y!A amount of words imposed on the question without resorting to the "additional details" ,,,,Cheers,,,
Wtf? I wasted like 5mins reading every word of this joke and i don't even get it? What does the paper even say?!