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Question: A little guy is sat at the bar when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face and says "that's kung-fu, from Japan". A bit later, the thug smacks him again and says "that's karate from Korea". The little guy gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later, he comes back and smacks the thug, knocking him out cold. He then says to the barman, "when that bloke wakes up, tell him, that's a fecking shovel from B&Q!"
Answers: A little guy is sat at the bar when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face and says "that's kung-fu, from Japan". A bit later, the thug smacks him again and says "that's karate from Korea". The little guy gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later, he comes back and smacks the thug, knocking him out cold. He then says to the barman, "when that bloke wakes up, tell him, that's a fecking shovel from B&Q!"
old but love it :)
lol
Way to go little man thats what he gets...
Lmao!!
classic
Serves him right!