Drunk, funny or not?!
Question: A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door and looks in.
You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!
Answers: A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door and looks in.
You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!
Yes thats funny. Hows this one. A blind man has a seeing eye dog, he walks in to a bar. He picks his dog up by the tail and swirls him around a few times, the bar keep says what the hell are you doing, the man replies, just looking around.
not, go away.
That's pretty funny.
Lol
the agony...lol...have a star
i like it
hahahaa
LOL
old but funny.
THAT's THE BEST JOKE! lol
not too bad, wasnt stupid but not hilarious either
OLD
BUT here's the ZGood news
Still a Classic and Very very Funny....Thanks for the reminder
You are a regular Mrs.Bob Hope......
It was funny 12 years ago. Now, it doesn't even warrant snort.
not that funny
It's kind of funny. But not hilarious
not bad
Lol. Thank you.
=D that's pretty cute!!
Yeath.......now gimme anotha beeeeerrrrr! hick-up!
thanks for the laugh,i seriously needed one.
Have a great day.
lol, no seriously, I really did laugh out loud, thats the first time I actually meant it
That was funny when I first heard it right after the war . . . But it was so long ago that I forgot what war . . . Does Yahoo Answers know that you used the word, "balls?" . . .
LOL! I EXPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE I GOT TO THE END! IT WAS FUNNY...IM IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE SHOWED IT TO 7 PEOPLE AND THEY ARE LAUGHING!!!
LOL, hilarious
omg that hilarious
lol
Yes its funny but it is just a joke isn't it? In reality, no one admits it when someone is drunk. Even a well respected person becomes an idiot when overpowered by alcohol. So when you drink, put it in your stomach and not in your head. But please do not make it a laughing matter, let us see you when you are drunk.
Thats soooooo funny but really pain full for him guess he wont be able to have kids!