Blonde jokes... oldies but are they funny?!


Question: A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."


Answers: A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."

That's so cute. They must be old but I've never heard them before. It reminds me of my classroom, students were all telling blond jokes and the teacher said "Stop that! You could hurt somebody's feelings" and he asked a blond girl how she felt about them and she said, "frankly, I don't get most blond jokes anyway." true story!! it was so funny...
:)

Lol

no there just old

cute

lol...neverr heard the second one before. very good...have a star.

LOOOL!
hahaha!!
Well funny, star for you :]

send me the picture of the Blondie ,dragging You all over the office's floor

lol

Old but funny

that was really funny i like blonde's jokes!!!!

lol

I enjoyed those....I have certainly seen the first one before....I am not sure about the second one, though.

Cant go wrong with a blonde joke.

Very funny.



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