Would you get in the car?!
Question: One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and ￡10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy
"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you ￡100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."
Answers: One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and ￡10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy
"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you ￡100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."
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Yay, never heard it before. Very funny.
LMAO..
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LMAO!!! I thought that was going in a other direction but it was very funny
Haha, thats cute! .. I wouldn't get in the car though :]
Good joke... you'll have to find another model of car now, though, as skoda's ain't so uncool as they used to be... try a megane, I wouldn't be seen dead in one of those!!
OH MY GOSH, that was a good one - LOL
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lol very good
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haha thats a good one lol
lol, star 4 u my friend!! (: -snicks
That's a good one!
Very funny!!!! Enjoyed it!!!!
God- i think i have woken the neighbourhood with uncontrollable laughter!!!!xxx
Excellent honey LOL xxx
hahahaha!!! brilliant joke
10/10 and a star.
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Funny joke nice one ha ha ha ,,,,,